"When you roll up to the train station, you’ll see a big, intimidating sign that says ‘AUTHORIZED OR OFFICIAL VEHICLES ONLY.’ Ignore it. You’re in a tour bus—basically a land yacht with VIP status. Just pull in like you own the place. If anyone asks, just point at the bus and say, ‘This is official business—these tourists aren’t gonna transport themselves!’"
Sky Harbor Airport Terminal 3 No-Go Zone: Buses, listen up! You can't hang out in the Terminal 3 cell lot. It's a no-bus zone, so steer clear! 🛑🚫
Ground Floor No-Fly Zone at Terminal 4: The ground floor inside lanes at Terminal 4 are off-limits too. Pretend they're lava. Seriously, stay away! 🌋❌
Drop-off Like a Boss: You can totally drop off passengers on the top floor of Terminal 4. north or south side, it doesn’t matter. Just make sure you're on the top floor. 🚍🏔️
Pick-Up Like a Pro at Terminal 4: For picking up, head to the south side ground floor of Terminal 4. Use the outside lane and go as far west as possible without hitting Terminal 3. Remember, west is best! Your passengers will head out door 2.🚪🏃♂️head to outside lane then turn right about 100ft down you will see sign that says charter.
Terminal 3 Pick-Up: For Terminal 3, head to the north side and go east until you’re almost at Terminal 4. It’s like a game of tag, and you’re it! Your passengers will pop out of door 9.🚪🏃♂️head to outside lane then turn right.Pickup spot will have a sign that says charter. The private charter map is only for private charters do not go there unless instructed to do so (Like for example a NFL Or MLB team). If you're planning on scooping up passengers at either terminal and your windshield isn't sporting a stylish white and yellow sticker, you better have a permit! No sticker, no permit? Well, you might as well be trying to ride a unicorn through security! 🦄✈️ And watch out—if you’re not compliant, Robocop might write your company a ticket! 🚔🤖
In Jerome ✅ Drop off your passengers in the un-loading zone because we like to keep things exciting. ✅ Then, as if this couldn’t get any wilder, go park your mighty bus at the top, in actual bus parking Your "Un-Official" bus loading zone in Jerome is proudly located directly in front of the firehouse—in the fire lane. Here's the game plan: ✅ First, pull up on the wrong side of the road (yes, you read that right—north side, facing east like a rebel). ✅ Magically transform that fire lane into the loading zone
Good luck, driver! May your passengers be quick, your brakes be strong, and your sense of humor be intact.
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In Cottonwood ✅ Step 1: Turn onto W Pima Street like you know where you're going.
✅ Step 2: Take the first street you see—N Verde Heights Dr ✅ Step 3: Brace yourself! That next turn is tighter than grandma’s Tupperware lid it looks like a tiny alley, but trust the process. ✅ Step 4: Congrats! You survived the squeeze and are now facing Main Street like a pro. Bonus points if your passengers don’t hear you mutter "Well, That was tight as all H*ll
Drive safe, and may that sign on the right side in back of your turn stay intacted😆
If your headed to Saguaro National Park Red Hills Visitor Center From Phoenix or Marana do not take ina road off I-10 go all the way to the I-19 then to the 86-Ajo Way to S Kinney rd