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Cosmopolitan: Start on the infamous Las Vegas Blvd, where pedestrians walk slower than Monday morning traffic. Turn west—don’t blink, or you’ll miss it, as you approach the parking garage ramp, ignore the ramp going down like a Vegas gambler ignoring the odds. Instead, aim for the ramp on the left that goes up—it’s your ticket to glory (or at least to the drop-off point).Ascend the ramp like you're climbing Mount Vegas, and proceed through the parking garage entrance. Stay left of the channelizer cones, stop drop then roll up out of there hug that cement wall on your right. Drive up out of there turn right at the Harmon exit, but watch that wall on the right—because insurance claims in Vegas are no joke.Bonus: If you make it out unscathed, treat yourself to a celebratory churro or a drink (non-alcoholic for drivers, of course).

Mandalay Bay: Start Off Reno AvenueYou’re not lost yet! Follow the road like you’re entering a magical realm of impossible turns.Pass the Taxi AreaWave at the taxis like a tour bus royalty—this is your lane now! Keep rolling until the roof magically disappears overhead. That’s your cue!Turn Left Like a Ninja as soon as the roof ends, execute a hard left. You’ll think, “This can’t be the way,” but it is. Trust the process.The Tight Turn Challenge Keep going until you hit The Legendary Tight Left Turn. It’s so snug you’ll swear it’s a prank. Your GPS is laughing too—it brought you here on purpose. Inch forward, breathe, and conquer it like a pro.Straighten OutAfter that heroic turn, go straight ahead. You’re in the final stretch!Choose Your Fate at the ForkWhen the road forks, make your decision

Planet Hollywood:

Are you ready for an adventure? Picture this: You’re entering from Harmon, eyes peeled for the mystical “Buses” sign. But wait! Unless you have eyes in the back of your head (lucky you if so), you might miss it. No worries!

First Challenge

: Ignore the allure of the Miracle Mile Shop entrance and the shuttle bus sign. Keep going, brave traveler!

Second Test

: Pass by three turn-offs. Resist the temptation to pull into those tiny driveways you definitely won’t fit—your goal lies further ahead.

The Final Frontier

: Take the next right. If it’s daytime, you’ll be greeted by sunlight, almost like making a big U-turn (it’s right before the valet/check-in sign). Think of it as the universe guiding you! Still lost? Check out the picture below the map and rotate the view—the bus sign magically appears! 🌞🚌

The Strat:

Oh yes, welcome to the

"World's Smallest Entrance for the World’s Largest Vehicles!"

That tiny entrance you see was definitely designed by someone who thought, “Let’s make this as challenging as humanly possible.” 🚍😅

Picture this: Concrete stretching all the way to the edge of the road, taunting you as you realize there’s no way to squeeze in unless you’ve magically drifted over three lanes to the left—like a pro Race Car driver, except you’re in a massive tour bus. 🚌💨

When you finally make that right turn, you might start to question all your life choices. But fear not, you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be! Just channel your inner magician and make that bus fit where it clearly shouldn’t. And hey, if you pull it off without scraping anything, congratulations—you’ve just unlocked the secret level of bus driving. 🎮🏆

Vdara:

Alright, folks, brace yourselves for the adventure of a lifetime! Start by heading up that ramp as if you’re auditioning for a new Fast & Furious movie. Once you conquer the ramp, take a majestic spin around to the other side like you’re in a reality show for precision driving. Just remember, this isn’t a race… unless someone else tries to cut you off!

When shuttling, sometimes you’ll head to the Aria garage for Vdara—check to make sure you're going to the garage or the ramp off Harmon Ave. When you leave, don’t try to go west to get to Harmon unless you want to side-swipe that bus and give it a shiny new line in concrete gray!

Venetian:

Prepare for the Venetian adventure, dear driver! First, go through the security checkpoint like you’re sneaking into a secret agent convention. Cruise through the garage with the grace of a ballroom dancer, then take the next right as if you’re avoiding paparazzi. Don’t worry, you’re the star of this show!